claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

and I think I’m late but the damn clock is melting

official-europa:

doyoueverfeelfeels:

alexanderperchov:

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

this is the best ideA

baby showers in Night Vale

(Source: alexanderperchov)

bridiebird:

I can never not reblog this.

Yesss

bridiebird:

I can never not reblog this.

Yesss

(Source: lingerandwonder)

menandtheirdogs:

gpakola91: Ig:gpakola


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menandtheirdogs:

gpakola91: Ig:gpakola

#unf

Why You Shouldn't Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She's Hot

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In Which We Step Inside Your Closet - Home - This Recording
ocelott:

untitled by Honeyuck on Flickr.

parfait

ocelott:

untitled by Honeyuck on Flickr.

parfait

(Source: fashionsprose)