so the other day I passed out unexpectedly and almost bit through my tongue on the way down. it’s amazing how paralysing it is to have a cut-up tongue, I tear up when I say more than one word at a time or have a bite of banana or even drink a sip of water. but I googled it and there are tons of people who are always biting their tongues from epilepsy and all this and yeah. the thought of this worldwide community of people with sad sore tongues made me laugh out loud (which hurt)
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
television show idea;
men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!