thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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Lady on the bus next to me:Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:No! I am Obi-Wan!

koikoikoi:

These photographs, by New York-based Bing Wright, feature reflections of sunsets in shattered mirrors.

(Source: koikoikoi.com)

gargle salt

so the other day I passed out unexpectedly and almost bit through my tongue on the way down. it’s amazing how paralysing it is to have a cut-up tongue, I tear up when I say more than one word at a time or have a bite of banana or even drink a sip of water. but I googled it and there are tons of people who are always biting their tongues from epilepsy and all this and yeah. the thought of this worldwide community of people with sad sore tongues made me laugh out loud (which hurt)

  

niamhandnutbutter:

jaesama:

this is probably the best cover i’ve heard of this song

Literally one of my favourite songs by one of my favourite bands ever but this cover is actually pretty snazzy

Hmm

austin:

anatomyofmelancholy:

Banksy | Regent’s Canal, London
(x)

This is powerful.

austin:

anatomyofmelancholy:

Banksy | Regent’s Canal, London

(x)

This is powerful.

(Source: cute-overload)


Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Falling Rocket, James Whistler

Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Falling Rocket, James Whistler

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success